i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13
If you think about it, Marius and Cosette are the opposite of Romeo and Juliet. They fell in love and everyone else died.
Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
sometimes i just cant believe this is the 21st century
so, let me get this straight.
ben c was khan in star trek. he was smaug in the goddamned hobbit. and he plays sherlock holmes is what is arguable becoming one of the most popular shows worldwide.
and you’re telling me.
he went to the san diego fucking comic con
for the penguins of fucking madagascar.
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with